Believe it or not Josher is the best author in the group. He may be a buzzkill to the average dumb homer, but the educated prep school boys will love his use of big words and annoyingly impeccable grammar. No player is safe when he is doing his analysis.
Likes: Guentzel, forehand Federovs, short passes
Dislikes: Malkin, power forwards, shutout streaks, bad skaters with good hands
Goes out and hunts for the best material...and usually finds it. Whether it be from last night’s highlights or an article from a lesser blog, he’ll provide a good story. His writing style is a nice blend of information and comedy that will undoubtedly interest readers.
Likes: Dangling, reverse cycle, low-block
Dislikes: Other puckhogs, knobs of goalie sticks, choppy ice
A guy who coaches love and fourth liners hate, Alex is a bit of an enigma. On one hand, he's a hockey elitist who asks "how" when others proclaim "how many"; on the other hand, he admires the whatever-it-takes attitude and will stoop well below his pay grade to find the newest innovation.
Likes: Lefties, stick-in-lane, momentum, tongue over shins
Dislikes: Righties, hanging, waffleboarding, defensive liabilities, yellow laces, raw talent
Notably watches more hockey than any other author but is too lazy to publish articles consistently. Read his pieces at work as they are easier to digest than his meatballs and provide a nice break in that brutal workday.
Finance by day, this known data junkie will model anything with a pulse. Teams to him are just 1’s and 0’s in a neatly arranged excel grid. Uses phrases such as “non-zero chance” and “range of outcomes” in everyday conversation. Lives to make Vegas pay.
Likes: Original Six teams, set plays off the draw, Mika Zibanejad, road dogs
Dislikes: “Remember that save” saves, lazy forechecks, shoulder pads, the Western Conference.